The Unfocused Chronicles

The thoughts and plans of a 22 year old guy doing his best to make his way through life.


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Waiting To Hear If You Have Been Approved For A Loan Is Torture.

Total torture. I just want to know if I can go buy a car today or not.

Reblogged from thedailywhat

thedailywhat:

Morning Fluff: English Bulldog puppies take their first squeaky steps.

[cuteoverload.]

Well darling one, I think the cuteness of the snow monkey has been topped. 

Good Golly, I Am Exhausted.

Don’t even know why. I mean, I was kind of busy. Went to car lots pretty much all day, went to the post office, dropped off mail at work…I feel like I could fall asleep right now and sleep through until morning when I’ll need to get up and head to the bank and then, hopefully, to the car lot to buy a Jeep. Hopefully a good night’s sleep will rid me of this tired feeling. I should get some B12. That might be good.

With Luck I Will Be Buying A Car In The Morning!

Its a 2004 Jeep Grand Cherokee Limited and it is preeeeeeeetttttyyyyy. Just have to hope the bank can put something together for me…I have good credit, just…not much of it. Fingers crossed! Me and the darling one need this!

Reblogged from thedailywhat

thedailywhat:

Morning Fluff: Baby snow monkey noms on a pair of shoelaces.

[sayomg.]

For the darling one. Yes we can have a baby snow monkey that eats shoe laces. Just know we will need a hot tub for it to chill out in once it gets older. 

I seriously dig snow monkeys. Pretty cool group of primates. 

US Weekly Wastes No Time

Somehow or another I ended up on the email list for US Weekly (Don’t ask, I have no answer) and in my inbox is an email ready to tell me what all the stars wore. Really? The show is still going on!

Apparently Meryl Streep Looks Like A Jedi

Heard her talking and then my brothers start saying “These are not the nominees you are looking for”. 

Totally Fixed Something By Hitting It With A Stapler.

I am such a caveman. Or creative.

CAKE: The Mustache Man